Glenns Blog 4/7 Sorry its late

30. Mar, 2009 0 Comments | |

Hello blog fans its that time of week again the end of another week. So while you enjoy going out with your friends I’ll type up this blog because i don’t have a life (no really i am serious i don’t actually have a life.) So this week i went to town and got measured for my suit (for the prom) and saw Knowing which was pretty good.

Now i have bored you with my life i will get on with some serious blogging (you should see how serious my face is right now). So in this weeks blog we have:

The adverts of the week.
Adam shows off his body.
I head to Brough.
we will find out who was impersonating Chris OMG
And my guy and villain of the week will be unveiled

I have a great advert this week and a not so good one enjoy.

In my opinion this is one of the best ads ever produced it could possibly even be the best one. Everything is good about it the music and the gorilla playing the drums Cadburys are truly the masters of advertising.

Now every one loves the orange adverts at the cinema and know one really understands why they make such crap tv ads. The guy in the advert biked around the world by himself which is good. Then orange make a crap advert about it where he goes “i am my mother” i am sure i am not the only one sitting there going no your not you have a willy. This ad pretty much says Mark Beaumont (the guy in the advert) is a schizophrenic transsexual (or is it just me who thinks that).

GLENN IN BROUGH Welcome to Brough 2/3
Sponsered by Snickers get some nuts

before i begin you may have noticed last week it was 1/5 and now it is 2/3 this is simply because i cant think of 5 episodes of me in Brough. Now on with the show.

Most of this week i have been with 3 commando as they fight the Broughiban. As you will know the Broughiban are not very nice and if you don’t shame on you.

So it began Sunday evening at 2100 hours as we parachuted into Morrison’s car park and before our feet even touched the ground i got shot. Luckily there was a respawn point nearby and i quickly caught up with the rest of my platoon.

The mission was simple the Marines had to retake Morrison’s so we could all enjoy a bowl of crunchy nut corn flakes (after all they are ludicrously tasty). I managed to get a word with captain Mannery “so captain why is Morrison’s such an important area”
”Well it’s quite simple if we take Morrison’s our enemy will surely starve to death and be forced to surrender”
“surely they would just get there food from somewhere else?”
”no it’s not physically possible Morrison’s is the only supermarket in brough take the supermarket win the war quite simple”

So with the men briefed the marines quietly got into positions and launched there attack on Morrison’s it was a quick and easy victory. Someone even got overkill achievement. The Marines then took position for a counter attack. I managed to get a word with lieutenant Darling “Hello Darling how would you say the mission went”
”i would say it went very well”
”So how much longer do you think the Army will be in brough for Darling?”
”i think we could be out in a week we have met very little resistance and now we have Morrison’s i believe they could surrender in the next few days.”
”So you think you could be in brough longer than Afghanistan?”
”I didn’t say that”
”yes you did now how dangerous would you say Brough is Darling?”
”Not very”
”what you think it is even more dangerous than world war 2 and i am the bravest man alive just being here you are a charmer Darling”
”i did’nt…”
”shut up Darling”

Well after a very dangerous week i am still alive and will see you next week were i join the Yorkshire regiment as they try to reclaim Brough school.

The rest of the blog
Now because i am such an attractive guy lots of people want to take there clothes off for me and this week my good friend Adam Gibbins decided he would show off his legs (and ass)

Yes i thought it was weird to Adam has two asses. Or he can turn his head 180 degrees and he also lacks nipples, but he dose posses a great manikin.

Now this week know one was impersonating Dave but i did find a very famous guy impersonating everyone’s favourite blogger Chris.

i’ll give you a clue who it is “the names bond James bond” Think you know who it is (email me at itsameglenn@hotmail.co.uk) and you could win a fabulous prize like Josh did today after he guessed that Andy Murray was impersonating Dave last week.

Now before i leave i will leave you with my Guy and villain of the week it is the battle of the Africans this week.

my guy of the week this week is an African Legend the great Nelson Mandela he is my guy of the week because i think he has a great accent and he won the world cup by himself not bad for an old Guy.

My villain of the week is one of the most evil men alive guilty for genocide and he has ruined Zimbabwe but the reason he is my Villain of the week is because he didn’t send me any of his birthday cake .