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Hey guys, as you can now see i have joined the techlife for a blog, but ive only joined because ive finally got something to talk about – the most stressful and frustrating day of my life (and to try and win the poll on best blogger) but we all know that will never happen. Anyway back to my wonderful day:

It all started off well, woke up early for once, got to the bus stop and had the usual chat on what has happened the night before. We got on the bus and everything happened as usual (talked about a group in a few years below at the front of our bus and had the odd chuckle. Then as usual a disagreement occured and carlo and I started having a mini argument on… on something i cant remeber and as usual everyone knows the best person to argue against is me! and if you dont know that, you now do as the only reason that you can win against me is not because your amazing at saying lines/insults (although some people are) its actually because i cant argue or stick up for myself for my life and all i end up doing is owning myself and looking like an absolute noob. Luckily this time not many people made the point that i owned myself with a crap point (maybe because they’re used to it).

The morning went well and i didnt suspect anything during dinner as i had a bit of fun with the words Rolo and starburst but i wont go there…anyway like i was saying i didnt suspect anything bad to go wrong until the clock hit 1:30pm – Period 4 Aka.. Maths….

To me that just says it all… maths, its just a blur of numbers and the only main reason i hate it is because i cant do it. although im in the second set i still seem to have the ability to make stupid careless mistakes and then usually the person you sit next to points it out and says “oh just check that phill” or “thats blah blah not blah blah” and i dont think anything of it. But no… its never that easy for me, instead i have a corner of the room where everyone but 1 or 2 people make the most of every opportunity they have to laugh at me and make me feel like a complete fool for everything i do wrong. This lesson we had cut and stick (the common cut it out, match it up and stick it down – job done) but the person i sit next to thinks today is the day and they blow all my work off the desk as soon as I finish. So im sat there with my head on the table and my partner wailing with laughter, it then continues and happens for a second time when i re-do it, other things happen such as the “bag disapearing” act and the “work hidden in the bin” and others but by now im probably boring you and you dont want to know about my suffering… but at the end of the lesson my partner is using a hole punch and they decide its funny to open it up and pour the contents all over me… the next thing i know is im sat in a pile of white and blue circles or paper out of the hole punch….. everyone’s laughing at me and i end up like this: 

The rest of the day didnt go as bad (excluding the splinter in my thumb which was a pain in the bum!) however when i got home… I ended up going like this:

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This is Phill… Over and out!