David’s Blog 6 :) (The one you’ve been waiting for)

Bonjour, Je m’appelle David Hardy, mes amis appelez-moi: Grande Tet, David Hard-Drive et dieu du sexe. Aujourd’hui je vais vous parler de choses que je deteste, et je vais parler de mon spectulaire “Cheesecake”
Parfoi je pense que le lion de l’arc de triumph et un peut italienne mais aujourd’hui il me fais plaisir. Chaque annee je parle de mon amis mais hier je me suis douche.

Aha, only joking. You got excited there thinking the whole blog was going to be in French. But to your dismay it shall be in English I’m afraid. To those who were really enjoying that first paragraph click here for some more French.

Right, back to being funny…

Erm.. Well lets be honest, you only really come to this site to read Chris’ Blog, i’m just that nerd who blogs every Tuesday about things you really couldn’t give a banana about.

So for those who really do enjoy my blog, you can have some of my quite frankly Legendary Cheesecake tomorow

David’s Cheesecake Recipe

Ingredients…
250g Crushed Digestive Biscuits
125g Butter
¼ Teaspoon Lemon Juice
250ml Double Cream
300g Cream Cheese
60g Icing Sugar
1tsp Vanilla Extract
200g Fruit

Equipment
Chopping Board
Mixing Bowl
Dish
Spatula
Wooden Spoon
Apron
Cheesecake Dish

Method

Step 1 – Add soft butter to crushed digestive biscuits and rub in using spoon and fingers
Caution: Over Rubbing/Under rubbing, rub until it resembles fine breadcrumbs.

Step 2 – Press down mixture to the bottom of your dish
Caution: Make sure to keep it level using back of spoon.

Step 3 – For Filling; Put all Philadelphia into a bowl and mix in lemon juice, sugar and vanilla.
Caution: Under mixing, make sure to mix until all ingredients have formed one.

Step 4 – Lightly whip cream in a separate bowl until think.
Caution: Over Whipping, don’t whip until it turns into butter! Whip until firm but not too firm.

Step 5 – Put one tablespoon of cream into mixture and mix in.
Caution: Make sure to only put in one tablespoon otherwise it won’t set properly

Step 6 – Once Mixed in mix rest of cream in.

Step 7 – Spoon in mixture onto base.
Caution: Make sure not to mix the base into it otherwise it won’t set

Step 8 – Place fruit on top and place in refrigerator.
Caution: Portion control, evenly space out chopped pieces and chop to correct size.

Step 9 – Clear Up
Caution: Hygiene Control, make sure you clean area thoroughly with cleaning agent

Voila, you will now have a beautiful cheesecake!
Now lets move to the main part of the blog. Yeah tell me about it there’s more!
I just want to rant today about things which make me happy, and things which annoy me. Yes Bore I know. But please, take it into consideration but remember these are my views and I’m not trying to offend anyone.

Lets start with the posotives, the things which i really like in life:

1. People who treat you with respect and go out of their way to please you.
2. Friends who really care about you, and stick with you through good and bad times.
3. and yes, I have run out of ideas. (unless I count all the programs I use, my laptop and of course wiping my harddrive)

Now the negatives:

1. People who show off to their friends and do things to hurt and embaress people for their enjoyment and amusement.
2. Bullies who bully smaller and weaker people because they can’t take on someone their own size.
3. People who understand the risks of smoking, but however decide to harm their lives and others around them by smoking.
4. People who disrupt school classes by acting a fool and attracting attention to get cheap laughs.
5. People who argue for the sake of arguing.
6. (Online (Some will understand) ) Americans who “hate” British people because of the accent.

Some of you millions who read this may perhaps think and say, yes I agree totally with what has just been written, however on the other hand some of you may be wondering what a fool I am.

And now, as you have all been waiting for…

David’s Interesting Fact!

Did you know that a whale’s penis is called a dork?
and
Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

David’s Blog Word Count Totals:

Weekly Blog..
1 – 490 Words
2 – 130 Words (Yes it was poor I know)
3 – 391 Words
4 - 953 Words (Biggest Yet!)
5 – 428 Words
6 – 742 Words

Well that’s all I’m afraid.. however may I just add:

OMG XBOX DASHBOARD UPDATE TOMOROW!!

- David
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