Tuesday Blog 10! Late, But here as always…

Hey guys,

Unless you have been hibernating or something you would know it is Christmas in 4 days… Woohoo, I am, as I’m sure you all are, very excited! Just like every year I will struggle to sleep the night before. One year I tried to catch my dad bringing the presents down.. However he shut my door to the hallway

I think this week my biggest highlight was Paris! However I’ve not been well to be honest, I would like to lie to you all and say I had the “man flu” but lets face the facts. I had a cold. Even though it was unpleasant I didn’t really get much sympothy for it, well I barely do anyway so it’s no change to my life.

Anyway, Paris was great, went up the Eiffel Tower and Arc du Triumph, did a night tour, a walking tour, a boat tour on the saine, visited sacre coeur, and  had a disco!

For now I think that is enough to complete this weeks blog. I just need to finish off with my joke, although rude, I find quite hilarious

A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from, so he says “sorry do you know me?”
She replies “I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!”
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says “are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?”

“No”, she replies, “I’m your son’s English Teacher”.

- Rofl

- David

Merry Christmas!