Well at our school every term we have sporting competitions between each form (class). In the winter we have football and rugby and in the summer we have athletics and cricket (girls sports differ) these are the interform competitions, our form is renowned for doing pretty terrible. We once achieved 3rd place in rugby but it could be said we cheated.

I wanted to talk about interform today as it was brought upon in registration in our form room a couple of weeks ago. Our form has arguments EVERY interform. Some could say they all revolve around me. I’m not going to disagree. (it rhymed I’m a genius).

The reason for the arguments tends to be around me trying to keep things fair. There are weaker and stronger sport players in my form (like in every form) so as you could imagine the better always believe they should be on all the time, my arguments are that people who want to play should play as much as the people who are good. If interform was a world cup qualifier i may think a little differently, but seeing as interform is a “friendly” competition, I think everyone has the right to play if they want to. As this is my opinion I always try and get everyone who wants to play, get a game (including myself as I’m not what you called “skilled” at football and rugby). This results in arguments every time, as the “popular people” who usually get listened to (as they are so popular and have some sporting skills) believe their views are right (to have the best players on all the time). So basically that means they are on all the time. When i try argue the case I either don’t get listened to or they all go crazy at me.

For example, this is from last year’s football. I know for certain 2 people (I’m not naming) only came off for one half. There was 13 boys in our team last year. It was 11 a side and there was 12 halves of matches and 2 subs for each match. That worked out that every person came off for 2 halves. Not including the other teams which had less than 11 players. So (we worked it out last year) that everyone comes off for 3 halves. Considering some people came off for more than 4 halves! It doesn’t seem fair? Yes if it was important that’s different, and for the final I didn’t complain when the best team was put out, but when the same team is on all the time it is frustrating especially when people want to go on and they can’t. Thankfully it wasn’t especially bad, but I know it could have been worse if I didn’t argue my case

This brings it onto rugby interform. Whenever we have our “heated debate” over interform and how I try to keep things fair (argue) they immediately change subject to rugby interform, It’s usually something like this…

Unnamed Person: “We argue every year at interform and it’s always David who starts the arguments”

David.. “You do realise the only reason I have these arguments is to keep things fair, like in football so everyone gets the same amounts of games!”

Unnamed person: “Okay but why don’t you try in rugby, your such a fag, I put 100% effort in my game and so does everyone else.. blah blah “

Now their views (which I don’t think are wrong) are that “we put the effort into every game”. BUT For people who don’t know, interform rugby is a violent game which always results in some kind of injury of a person (especially weedy people such as me"). One year someone broke their wrist, now I ask you a question..
What would you do if you knew that if: you played the matches against the hardcore teams and went in for every tackle, you would come out with an injury of some sort.
Would you still play? Considering interform isn’t important and is supposed to be a friendly game.

Well my view was that no I didn’t fancy an injury mainly cause (everyone knows) I’m a weedy tall lanky geek with no muscle. So yeah I have no argument back when they turn the tables round to me and say “well why don’t you try your hardest in rugby”. 
But now I just want to go to these rugby players in my form.. Well how about.. the day you try at school and stop bringing down the form with red cards and acting like idiots in classes. I’ll try at rugby.

People may read that and think why does he always think he’s right?
Well lets face it, I’m not going to argue with someone if I don’t think I’m right now am I?
(once used in an actual argument.. they got owned)

Moving on to more important things in life..
Because I just realised I’m nearly at 1000 words in this blog i thought i might make the first and last blog (of mine) to overcome the 1000 words, so I have these jokes for you. In my opinion they are pretty epic. Talking about epic, this site here is amazing.

- What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me Up

- What did one earthquake say to another. It’s not my fault.

- Two Hats were walking along. One hat said to another, why don’t you go on ahead.

- What happens if you crawl under a cow? You get a pat on the back.

- An elderly couple were attending a church service. About halfway through, she leans over and says “I just had a silent fart, what should I do?” He replies “Put a new battery in your hearing aid”

- An elderly man was talking to his friends about his new hearing aid. He said “ the hearing aid is so good I can hear a pin drop 50ft away”. The friend says”what kind is it?”. The old man looked at his watch and said “it’s 2.30”

- Rofl

And finally I just want to announce to you that…

Chris Is Back!

That’s all that I wanted to say today

- David..

Word Count – 1054 Words