Glenn Blog 5#

O hey guys how are you? 
what’s that you want me to blog?
Ok then welcome to another Glenn blog can you believe it my 5th blog already.  Before i get going i would like to thank you all for reading my blogs and entering my quizzes keep up the good work.  Now on with the show.

It has been a bit of an action packed day wouldn’t you agree?  I set off for a walk with fellow blogger Chris but then we decided it would be cooler to play tennis.  We arrived at the courts and left 30 minuets later because of lessons but i was ok we did play in the dark the night before (no joke it was actually pitch black you couldn’t see a thing it was the most intense game of Tennis ever.) Now back to today we went from tennis to pick up Phill and to begin filming Chris v Phill episode 1 which you can watch later in the blog.  Now the ranting part is over lets get on with the fun.  Lets see what is in blog 5.

• The adverts which rocked my socks this week.
• A naked Chris.
• Find out who was impersonating Chris.
• Someone impersonates Dave.
• And there is a Guy and Villain of the week bit saucy.
• And my last trip to brough

As usual i have 2 adverts enjoy:

Yes it’s another Cadburys advert but you have to admit it is great just like last weeks advert it could be the best advert ever.

            I think this advert is rubbish it is corny and stupid it killed a perfectly good series of comedy films.  Plus from my use of bounty it’s not nearly  this good.

So Chris has donned his boxing shorts and Gloves to pose for the cameras.
   
Good old Chris loves his boxing current heavy weight champion look at his arms fwwwwwwwwww what a tank.  He has even signed this photo what a nice guy.  He also has fantastic breasts don’t you think?

I was out on the town again this week looking for those celebs who keep on impersonating Dave and as usual i found one:

You don’t need a clue this week i don’t think and yes Chris was Daniel Craig last week and Jenny won but hasn’t played the game for her prize yet.  Think you can win this week e-mail me at itsameglenn@hotmail.co.uk.

O hey there guys.  Its a me glenn with the end of my adventures in the war zone that is Brough.

GLENN IN BROUGH 3/3 sponsered by Snickers get some nuts.

Its week 3 and i am with 3rd battalion the Parachute regiment in there base in South Cave.  South Cave was taken over by Isaf forces a week before i arrived and troops based here regularly come into contact with Broughiban fighters.  I managed to get a word with Sergent Harris as we head of to try to take Brough school.  “so Sarge how have you found you time in Brough?”
“Well it has been relatively easy we are fighting a very unadvanced militant force and have taken and held ground with ease.”
“o would you say Brough is dangerous?”
“errrrrrrm no”
“right ok well thanks.”
We arrived at the school 2 hours after we set off and as soon as we arived i got hit………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… By a stone.
It took me about 1 hours to recover from a nearly fatal wound (no exaggerations there i actually nearly died) after i recovered we tried to retake the school and because we found out there were children in it we called in an airstrike to remove them.   After the airstrike it didn’t take us very long to take the school from the dead bodies who for some reason didn’t really put up a very good fight.  After taking the school i was airlifted back to base to say my good byes before going home.  About a week after i left the Broughiban surrendered because i threatened to Glenn shooter return to Brough so i actually won the war horrrrrayyyyyyy for knowledge.  (all of the Glenn in Brough was true and all took place in a 3 week period you should have been there it was awesome.)   

The Rest Of The Blog
Well i hope you enjoyed Glenn in Brough that has now finished there will be no more Glenn in Brough.  Don’t Despair though I am returning in an Irish special next week for GLENN ON BEER it is going to be epic so don’t miss it.

Any way most of today me Chris and Phill have been extremely busy writing and filming Chris Verses Phill. I am now going to show you episode one which you many have already seen on Chris’s blog and you may see again on Phill’s blog any way enjoy: 

Well i hoped you enjoyed that now its time for Guy and Villain of the week.

This week i have two particularly famous guys as my Guy and Villain of the week:
 
My Guy of the the week this week is our favourite caped crusader Batman for Making me a Birthday cake what a nice guy.

The Joker is my villain of the week for two reasons the first one is for wearing make up what kind of man is he men shouldn’t wear make up he makes me sick. He also plays with knifes why would he be so stupid he could hurt someone what a dick.

It’s that time again good bye see you next Monday for a special Irish themed blog
I have been Glenn and you have been you Good day.