David’s Weekly Blog #2 – Cba With Life

Ever get that feeling? Where you’ve spent too long watching TV, Gaming, On your computer, Reading etc.. And you have nothing to do and you really cba (can’t be arsed) with life? (you know, that feeling where you have nothing to do with yourself..)

Well… For all of you sufferers. Suffer no more. David has found a cure.

The cure to the “Cba with Life” Disease

Rid yourself of all your clothes, jump into the nearest shower and turn the temperature gradually to freezing. Stay there for a few minutes and rid yourself from the terrible disease.

Dry yourself and jump into your comfiest pair of trackies (or joggers, suit yourself) and your favourite T-Shirt and Hoody to get warm.. Whilst getting changed and drying yourself stick on your favourite tune. (Angels by Robbie Williams usually does the trick for me..)

By now you should be getting your usual thoughts back into your brain. Check for any new blogs at theTechLife.co.uk and watch the latest “Fail Blog Videos (here)” to get you back into the mood, and you should be saved from this terrible disease.

If this doesn’t work, I’m afraid there’s no hope left for you.

Videos of the Week:

This video must have taken hours! They used more than 1300 Photos..

Fail of the Week:

News of the Week:

• Mac introduced 4 new adverts..

Legal Copy (ragging windows Legal Agreements when you install Programs..)

Time Traveller, Ragging Windows “Freezing problems”

Photo searching..

Virus’s

Personally I think these adverts go over the top. Macs aren’t perfect, and neither are windows based computers. But for Apple (the creators of Macs) to make adverts highlighting the windows problems isn’t right in my opinion. Especially when some of the points they are making aren’t even that strong. Virus’s are eventually coming to macs. And whatever the guy said about Macs never freezing, what a load of turd… Moving on!

• Woman handed Asbo for loud sex sessions after neighbours complained to police 25 times… (here)
• I learned about Google Timeline (which is pretty gnarly) (here)
• Following on from the "Pirate Bay” Founders who got charged £0.9m and a 1 year sentence each.. Have written this article, which if I were going to jail I wouldn’t write.. (here) < Definitely check this out!
• Money in bra saves woman’s life (here)
• Lucky escape from Taliban bullet for soldier (here)
• Most Accurate Clock ever! (one second lost every 300 million years) (here)
• Just Look..

Short blog today! I hope you enjoyed it…

- David (Subscribe!)