David’s Tuesday Blog on Friday ;)

Hello, after last week’s let down, I shall talk to you today about msn conversations.

Yes you know who you are:

• Sign into msn everyday hoping someone is online to talk to.
• Get home, and the first thing you do is sign in on msn to talk to friends you saw moments ago.
• Talk about useless subjects and information: “how r u?” “fine thx” I’m sure they haven’t turned terminally ill in the 20 minutes since you last saw them.
• Run out of things to say: “so, erm, wuu2” (What you been up to), “hu u tlkn 2?” (Who you talking to)
• Boast about how many “addys” we have, most people these days have around 400, 50 of which they know, and 5 of which they talk to. Talking to 18 year olds who you don’t know is not cool.
  
• Talk slang, when really it doesn’t take a genius to write normally, “how r u?” it’s not hard to write “are” and “you”. I don’t really see how its useful. For texting it’s usefull as you have a certain amount of characters and the keys are harder to press, using a keyboard there’s no excuse.
• Using stupid text language. Why on earth do people use “rofl”? (roll on floor laughing) Who the hell has every rolled on the floor laughing?

Translations:

Rofl – Roll on floor laughing
Lol – Laugh out loud/Lots of love
Lmao – Laughing my a*** off
Om(f)g – Oh my (F******) G**
Wtf – What the F***
Wuu2 – What you up to
Wubu2 – What you been up to
nm - Not much/never mind
cba – Can’t be a*****
cya – See you
l8r – Later

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I’l leave you with a sample conversation.

David:
hey
Friend
oryt
David:
u k?
Friend:
Yeh u?
David:
Im gd thnx
Friend
Gdgd

5mins later

Friend:
sooooooo…
David:
Wubu2?
Friend:
Nm u?
David:
nm had an apel, lol
Friend:
Rofl, brb
Friend:
Bk
David:
Kwl, Omg how funy was da bus!
Friend:
Lmao I no
Omg I hav 2 go, cya l8r
Friend:
Cya lyxxx

And that’s it! That’s what normal msn convo’s are, obviously I never do any of the things above, if any of you do, and think you’re getting addicted to msn, click Here.

That’s all for today I’m afraid; However, I shall leave you with this video:

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- David