David’s Tuesday Blog, Late Again..

Ahh, Hello to the thousands who read this blog, yes to your disappointment I was late, I’m sorry! If you’re feeling upset, click here.

To be honest with you I have run out of ideas for this amazing blog, however I will conjure up something special for you guys every week as usual.

Let me talk to you today about “Trialling Day” Every week (haha) we shall have an outsider (Neither Chris or I) and they will have their chance at fame. If the viewers enjoy their blog, they get their own day!

This week it was Josh. To vote if this blog was good click Here (link to my forum on my site you NEED to be a member to vote, Register for FREE Here!) To get your chance to blog, reply to the Voting with your name .

Back to the blog yes, well I’ll start with joke of the week?

Joke of the Week:
A golfer drives his new Honda into a petrol station. An attendant comes over and the golfer asks him to fill up the tank. As he fills up, the attendant sees a couple of tees on the passenger seat. “What are those for?” asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies the golfer. “What are they for?” asks the attendant. The golfer replies, “They’re for resting my balls on when I drive.” “Blimey,” says the attendant. “Those Japanese have thought of everything.”
- rofl.

After my “Successful” 5 steps to beat bullying, I’ve not really thought of anything which can match that I’m afraid. Everything I’ve thought of has been a bit of a letdown. However, like usual, using knowledge from my own experience, I can give you this impressive guide to all those nerds and geeks out there.

5 Steps to Being Cool (David’s Version)

1 – Smoking, Drugs and Too much Drinking is Not Cool, try to avoid hanging around with Smokers, paying money to die a slow and painful life is not cool, neither is drugs for the matter, feeling high can’t be as good as successfully reformatting a hard-drive, think of other ways to pleasure yourself As for drinking, having an odd drink can be classed as cool, but getting completely wasted and doing stuff you didn’t want to isn’t my idea of fun, casually asking for a glass of water, or a diluted shandy usually does the trick.

2 – If you are being picked on about your p*nis size, and people think less of you for having a small weener, know that you are who you are by your personality, acting like you have a huge willy isn’t cool, people who do this usually are disguising the fact that theirs isn’t how they want it. Earn your respect by how you act. Your mentality is not determined by others, especially if they don´t truly know you, for all they know, you may have a monster cock. Be happy with yourself as you are, since there is nothing really wrong with your penis size anyway, love is what matters. (I’ll write my opinions about love another time)
This does however bring me onto the point of “kegging” where someone runs behind you and pulls down your shorts/trousers/boxers/ briefs/swim shorts. How on earth can this be amusing, who in their right mind finds pleasure in seeing someone’s discomfort and even their p*nis. In my opinion these people are either attracting attention to their “friends” (see step 5) or want to see your tool for some weird and quite frankly disturbing reason. For those who are out there doing this: Grow Up.

3 – Find real friends. If people don’t hang out with you because you don’t smoke, drink etc they are not real friends. Find friends that see you for who you are, if you like war hammer so be it, find friends who share your passion for painting small figurines. If the people standing in front of you can’t see you for how you are, then how can they be your friend?

4 – Smile, this is one of Gods greatest wonders of the human body, to be able to smile to people. Letting people annoy you, and caring what people may think of you can bring you down, however keeping your head up is the key, learning to laugh of insults is hard, but in the end it becomes quite enjoyable as the people who usually make these insults are complete t***s and act as if they are hard, and are generally unfriendly. Being polite and kind is key. If however you do trip or fall literally or in life It is un cool to get up and lose your composure and act defeated. In this instance, you’ll be the laughing stock of the bullies. Things can happen to anyone, so if you do trip and fall, when you get up and regain pride, confidently brush yourself off, smile, and go on your way. Keeping your composure is key. Don’t let these c*cks bring you down.

5 – To me this is THE most important step to being cool. Don’t Be Afraid to Be Different! Whether that means standing up for yourself, defending someone else, or taking interest in something that no one else does, such as enjoying things people may not enjoy, this doesn’t give anyone else the right to take the p*** out of you, Don’t be put off by people, and most importantly don’t follow people like sheep if that’s not what you enjoy, find people who share your passions (look at step 3). The coolest people are the ones who occasionally break the flow, let that be you!

Sorry if this blog let you down, I tried my hardest!

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- David