40 Days of Blog – David Day 1

The blogs you have been waiting for

Well first of all you may be thinking, what? why? who? when?

The reason for these blogs were originally to get Chris to return to blogging. I’m not going to lie my site views dropped incredibly after he left. I was beginning to think I was unloved (no change here).
Then the idea was to have it sponsored, at the end I would get my head shaved if we raised a certain amount this would prove to everyone that my head was a normal size! (or maybe not..) However I wasn’t allowed. (if you want it to still go ahead please sign the petition:).

I’m now doing a 50mile bike ride (with many of my friends) to Hornsea and back for Cancer research. Please donate!

So yeah, basically it’s me and Chris blogging for 40 days (alternate days) during lent.  We thought that if Jesus managed to survive 40 days and 40 nights without food, we could blog for 40 days . So here we are!
(Oh by the way I gave up my xbox for lent..)

So yeah, you may have been wondering where I was last week: Not blogging, not on msn no youtube videos. I can imagine your pain.
Picture the scene: I’m in France Skiing. We’re in a claimed “4 star” hotel in the middle of the mountain, there are ski slopes below and above us, and the only way to access it is cable car. Luckily the hotel had wi-fi, I went to the reception to ask for the code. I thought seeing as we’re paying around £400 a night, internet access may just be included. I thought wrong. The internet for 15 minutes was £2.80, and for 1 hour £8.50! If I were to be going on the internet I would like to have it for at least an hour. For the sake of argument lets say 2hours. That’s £17. You may be thinking, what’s he complaining about? Well my broadband at home is £15 a month. A month. You do the maths. 30(days) x 24 (hours) x 8.50 (cost) = £6120. That is 408 times more than what they are paying for it. What an outrage.
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Just me with a random pig. (no not my sister..)

During my skiing holiday I had a genius plan.. To write about what happened each day, so every day I’m going to post each day’s blog.

Okay, so today’s question of the day is:
Do You think I should shave my head? And If so, would you donate? (Would go to Cancer Research)

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Joke of the Day:

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs thedad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dadtakes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.
Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the barpatrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant “Take another drink!”
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly disapproving.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patronschant “Take another drink!” The bartender ignores the whole affair.By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabshis drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar isin chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left… then to the right… right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runsover him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans ingrief. The bartender sighs and says, “That boy should have quit while hewas a head.”

Confusing Statement of the day:
The First Statement is True. The Previous Statement is False.

Video of the day. (the best stop motion video ever?!)

Pancakes for your face

Song of the day:
Nickelback – How you remind me
Just brings back some memories from primary school :p

That’s all I had to say for day 1

- David