David – BEDDEW #2 (Obesity, Britains got Talent and French)

Welcome to the 2nd blog of BEDDEW (Blog Every Day During Extended Weekend)..

I would first like to talk about:

Britains Got Talent:

As usual the show cracked me up. It is without fail one of the funniest “British” shows on TV. Ant and Dec are just hilarious

As usual they have turd performances (which are so funny to watch).. Such as:

I say turd.. It wasn’t that bad

Yeah, that one was pretty turd, I’m not going to lie to you.

They also have Amazing acts:

These clips will probably have been removed by the time you get to see them. Oh well.

Obesity

As our exams are pretty near, I decided to host a revision session. Yes I know how cool that sounds. But I’ll carry on. I’m not going to lie to you, we didn’t get a terrific amount done. Luke was busy installing Nintendo 64 emulators on his laptop, Matty was playing Shawn White Snowboarding on the Xbox, Griff caught the Cba With Life disease after he realised his whole speaking questions were a mess, and I was busy creating some sick ass drum beats on his iPod Touch. So we decided to Co-op.

As we walked down we debated what to buy. The douchebags hadn’t brought any money, so they relied on my £5 note. I’m not going to lie to you, the main reason I went there was to get their “Legendary” Donuts so I was pretty disappointed when I found out that they had sold out. So I decided to get some chilli sauce and Philadelphia instead. (You know what it’s like when the choice of food is endless…) I just couldn’t decide what to get.

Then I realised they had this crazy deal. A whole Victoria Sponge cake for 60p. Yeah that’s right. I ditched the chili sauce and cheese to race to the cake aisle. I mentioned it to Griff and Luke. They just laughed and picked up one each. Sorted.

Next thing we know, they had eaten the whole cake. The fatboys. The look of excitement on their faces from before, had long disappeared.

We checked the packaging later, it turned out they had eaten:

• 1000 Calories (nearly half their Daily Amount)
• 90g Sugar (Their entire daily amount)
• 30g Fat
• 2.4g Salt

omgwhatfatboys..

In other news…

• Chris appears in my “Recommended for You” !

Awesome Video

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. You will only understand it if you’ve actually played the game, obvs.

Fail (maybe win?) of the Day

No, this is definitely a fail..

Awesome Program of the day.

Probably the most useful program you will see in the next 30seconds. (here)

It’s sick.

Thanks for reading… See you all tomorow!

- David