Chris’ Blog #6

What do you mean you thought it was going to be late? When I have I ever posted a late blog?

Last week?

That was a one off, just like the week before.

Right back to business, the blog is back on Saturdays yet with a bit of change. Change We Need. Brock Obama. Anyway, I’m attempting to make this blog 1000 words plus so if you notice me rambling on a bit more than usual, you know why. You’ve probably notice the blogs getting shorter and shorter over the past few weeks. Heres a quick look and the word counts:

• Blog #1: 646 Words
• Blog #2: 523 Words
• Blog #3: 403 Words
• Blog #4: 366 Words
• Blog #5: 368 Words

So yeah don’t say the last blog was short, blog 4 was even shorter!

IN OTHER NEWS!

I went paint balling today, it was pretty darn awesome. People carried on getting head shots on David, I’m not sure how? I also realised how un fit I am today, I didn’t point it out at the time, but a quick run with all my gear was actually more painful than getting shot. I recommend going to anyone but maybe go for a jog the day before.

I was actually annoyed with myself, possibly the coolest thing, The High 5. It wasn’t even mentioned in my cool guide, so I decided to dedicate Guide Five, to High Fives.

• The High Five. The traditional two hands in the air and slap. Nobody should get hurt and you should feel pretty damn cool. Your rarely left with an un happy face after a High Five. Rating: 5/5
• The Swinging High Five. A common adaption to the high five. Swing arms when walking past each other for a giant SLAP. One of you will probably get stung, usually the weakest, if you are the weakest you’ll walk away weeping holding your hand. But if your the strong one the great feel of satisfaction fills your body. Rating: 4/5
• Low Five. I’m not the low five’s biggest fan, it seems a lot more negative. A simple drop of one hand on to the other barely gives any satisfaction, leaving you with the pondering question ‘Why didn’t I just do a High Five?’ Rating: 2/5
• Robo-Five. A rarity in the high five world but brilliant wen pulled off. One of you cries ‘ROBO FIVE’ you both quickly do a robotic dance then finish with a slap of the hands. Brilliant when pulled off, but can back fire when you scream ‘ROBO FIVE’ and they don’t join in, leaving you looking like a prat. Rating: 5/5 (When Performed with a partner)
• Group Five. One of my favorites, first you need a group of reliable friends who wont leave you hanging. It’s best done when you pull a great joke or reveal your perfect plan, then pull the question (often helped performed on one knee) ‘Group Five?”. If all works well throw your hand in the middle and see hundreds of others slap in the air. Then scream ‘Whatta feeling!’ like off that crap advert. Rating: 4/5
• The ‘Danny Lucy’ Five. This High five is something of legend and can be performed by one man.
  Some say he can eat a whole human with out chewing.
  Others say his left nipple could solve world hunger.
  All we know is he’s called Dan Lucy.
  If you do attempt to pull off this move, I’ll tell you how. Bring back your hand slowly taking in power from the sun and moon with your solar panels, slow down time and unleash your power, if performed properly the other person’s hand should be chopped off. Rating: ?/5

I’ll be honest I never thought I was going to reach a thousand words, its a silly thing to try and not even God could pull it off. If I have a little more time next week I’ll give it a go.

- Chris

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