Chris’ Blog #5

Silence covered the blog’s. Nothing was there. Then out of no where an outsider came alongside David who was late to the scene. Still no sign of the hero, Chris. The greatest blog writer ever. However now you can all stop quivering and crying, Chris is back for Number 5.

As you may of heard its Remembrance Day today, and as David said ‘Lets Be Serious For A Day’ Alas I could try, but I feel it better not to, as you’ll walk away feeling depressed and disappointed. Instead I’m proud to say I have been wearing a Poppy for over a week, and with Soldiers like we have makes me proud to be British. Just like Jack Waller makes me proud to be a pro gamer.

IN OTHER NEWS…

Some black guy did something kind of important which meant some big country had made a political breakthrough. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s a clue:

This would usually be the time were I’d throw in a crazy guide, or tell you how not to cook. But well, I’ve reached Comedy Block, It’s like writers block but much more painful and depression.

Just look forward to Blog #6, it will be the biggest blog yet. I promise.

FAKE MSN CONVO TIME:

Person 1: OMG Did you read Chris’ blog this week?

Person 2: Yeah I know! How gay?

Person1: He made no effort at all! I’m gunna kill him 2moz at school.

Person 2: Add him to the convo, i wanna have a go at him

*Chris Was Added To The Conversation*

Chris: Hey Guys

Person 1: You D*ck! Why is you’re blog like so friggin’ short!

Person 2: YE! you didnt even do a guide!

Chris: *Sigh* You know I didn’t have much time. I’ve had a fair bit of homework lately. I’ll put more effort in on saturday. Anyway were getting more bloggers anyway, so there will actually be more stuff this week.

Person 1: Screw u! They all suck willy!

*Chris Has left the conversation*

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EDIT: David is trying to be more friendly to all those 5 year olds that come on the website by removing the swear words. No, I don’t understand either.