Chris’ Blog #4

Usually when Saturday arrives, you’ll sit down with a big healthy grin, it’s just you and the weekend. However on these Saturdays, you groan how the week has gone so fast. So to make yesterday even more depressing I didn’t even post a blog! For those who did log on yesterday hoping to have a good read, apologies I didn’t get round to it. At least this isn’t as late as David’s!

I hope you all had an above average Halloween, I’m still not sure what any of it means and I still think It’s a poor excuse to ask strangers for sweets but I’m not complaining, instead I’m eating sweets. Also to those who go ‘egging’ you’re ridiculous, the day throwing eggs at houses becomes cool and funny I’ll let you know, but until then, Grow Up.

Not ‘How Not To Cook’ this week, as I’ve remembered it’s alot more fun to eat rather than make.

Whoa! I’m sure plenty of you wont use this. I don’t care.

• Content. Whether its a weekly blog or monthly, you need to be original every time. Try not to repeat jokes. Try not to repeat jokes. Keep a regular going every time, with me it’s my guides and ‘How Not To Cook’ every other week.
• Humor. You might think I’m funny, you may think I’m just and idiot. Either way you’ll know my blog isn’t hilarious. I’ll be honest I’ve found it much harder to be funny through typing then in ‘Real Life’. You never know you could be as funny as a dead parrot but when typing you’re hilarious! You can hope.
• Unique. Making you’re blog the same as other people’s is never going to grab attention. Make it individual, make you’re own images even make your own video’s for your blogs if you have too much spare time. Hate to have a jibe at David but posting other people’s video’s in you’re blog isn’t good regardless if it’s funny or not.

Short post this week I know, but I’m going to do homework, like a good boy. Still got homework? Then why are you reading this!?

-Chris

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