Chris’ Blog #2

Two is my favorite number, just as Saturday so what could go wrong? Thanks for all the response to last weeks blog, I didn’t realise some of you ‘popular’ kids were actually going to read, I’m glad you like it. I haven’t cooked in the past week so no ‘How Not To Cook’ I’m afraid, instead just a general rant about Myspace. Oh and before you take the piss on how ‘shit’ David’s website is, I’d like to see you do better.

‘A Place For Friends’ and cocks.

When I first signed up to Myspace I knew I was never going to like it, like most other things nowadays its a popularity contest. People will take the piss if you have less ‘friends’ than they do, when the truth is they don’t even know half the friends on their list. You begin to realise how people you thought had a good social life actually don’t, people who change their page every day, tag as many people as possible or upload yet another photo of them infront of a mirror with their phone.

Which brings me on to ‘pc4pc’ which for those who don’t know is ‘Picture Comments For Picture Comments’. The fact is, if I wanted to comment your pictures I would, offering me a picture comment in return really doesn’t excite me, it wont benefit me in any way, nor will enjoy reading it. I probably don’t know you and your only saying what your saying because your trying to be nice, you wouldn’t touch me in ‘the real world’.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with taking a photo of yourself every now and again. Commenting on people is wrong, nor is changing your Myspace song a bad thing. It’s when you go on every day, hoping someone has commented the picture of you playing a guitar. That’s when it becomes wrong.

www.myspace.com/chris_allison pc4pc plz

A few tips to help your survive the hardest and most stressful times in our lives. School.

1. Teachers. For some strange reason when these people left school, they had some freaky idea of becoming a teacher, regardless of their odd decision they’re still people. Hiding your phone behind your bad, is actually pretty stupid and insulting to them. Then when they take the phone off them that instantly makes them a ‘stupid bitch’ you’ll bitch about them at dinner and comment on how much you hate them. Why? Because you broke a school rule, that’s some clever thinking you have there.
2. Classmates. Every class has at least one complete cock, they think they’re the best thing that’s ever happened to the world because they’re popular and a half decent at a few sports. They’re not the best thing which has happened to the world, they’re far from it. Ignore them and get on with your life. Unless you’re an idiot you’ll get better grades than them anyway.

That’s all I really have time for this week, thanks for reading. I’m going to Hull Fair now, I have a very busy social life you see :p

-Chris

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