Chris’ Blog #17 (Day 14)

Good evening all!

Day 14 marks 2 weeks into this epic adventure, and if i’m honest I think we could be doing a lot worse.

I know we’re not even half way yet but I want to know your opinion on what we should do after. David is hoping to continue alternate days forever, alredy being out of ideas, I feel this idea is silly. I on the other hand feel that having a new blog on the site every day is brilliant, which is why I would like 7 bloggers (one for every day of the week). With 3 of us already here (Me, David and Glenn) I feel recruiting 4 new bloggers wouldn’t be hard and it would be nice to get some variety on the site. Let me know what you think either through email (chrisallison1@aol.com) or just chat with me at school (you can usually find me looking in bins for food).

Those hoping they could escape the talk of bike rides and such like, you were wrong. My new video (right below this sentance) is cool and you should watch it.

-So now it’s time for a Chris’ Guide…

-HAHA for a minute there I thought you said a Chris’ Guide!

-Yeah, so what?

-You won’t do that, you haven’t done one in ages, you turd!

Lazy Image editing FTW!

*Just before I go any further into this, I’d like to point out. I’m not gay*

This guide basically represents how to not come accross homesexally, not that it’s a bad thing. I jst feel people see it as a bad thing and you might want to avoid being seen as a ‘bad thing’. ON WITH THE SHOW.

• Don’t copy others: It’s best to be an individual, copying the styles of Gok Wan isn’t cool, he may be the biggest player in the world, but you aren’t. Even mimicing you’re freinds isn’t cool
• Don’t cross dress: I know it may be tempting to whip on a bra when the family leaves, you shouldn’t do it. It may feel very comfey, but nobody else understands.
• Have an (ex)girlfriend or fancy a girl: Even if you only went out with them for a minute, it proves you’re not gay! Hoorah!
• Get caught jacking off over non-gay porn: They may see you have a small willy but atleast they kow you don’t like other small willies!
• Don’t remove this guide: Removing this guide will definatly prove you like men.

Please don’t take offence to this short guide. Please.

Interform Rugby tomorrw and seen as I’m in form 2! You’re going to get hammered! (That’s referring to my teamates).

See ya thursday for a lovely short blog!

-Chris

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