Chris’ Blog #10

Take a deep breath, clutch your genitals and hold on tight. Chris is Back.

Ok this is getting WAY to over the top, so what a teenage blogger stopped blogging for 2 months, it’s not bloody world war 3. Anyway, now that that’s all cleared up, I guess it’s time to get back to business.

You’re probably wondering what weird and wonderful things I’ve been up to the past 2 months, even if you weren’t I’m going to tell you.

I’m not to sure when I stopped blogging so I’m gonna start my backtrack from the start of December.

• Celebrated my birthday: Turned 16 on the 5th, which was all rather glamorous. The bad news is, I’m still a legal virgin. The good news is I got a guitar, Rejoice! (Dammit, just realised I stopped blogging near the end of December)
• Went to Paris: No exaggerations here, but this was definitely one of the best weekends of my life, of course as per usual I was pretty darn funny and I guess some other people were too. I would tell you some wonderful stories of what happened, but they are probably ‘Had to be there’ stories.
• Celebrated Christmas and my sisters birthday: Yes, my sisters birthday is on Christmas, and no she is not Jesus Christ. It’s just as common as any other birthday (Except Febuary 29th obvs). STOP I’m rambling!
• Got Genital Warts: Yeah.
• Celebrated New Year: Pretty darn good tbh, went round to Adam Gibbins’ house with John, Phill, Jonny. Apparently I was drunk, I think they are all liars and just said that to scare me. It didn’t work.
• A Day of revelations.
  
  • A good sneeze is actually pleasurable.
  • Urinating isn’t the only way to release liquid from my willy. (Did I just cross the line?)
  • I don’t have genital warts, just a spotted dick. Yummy.
  • Zebras are white with black stripes.
  • January sales aren’t actually that good.
  • January is a really crap month.
  • I think I need to blog again.

  That was a good day for me

• February draws in, getting closer to the hardest day of the year: Of course I’m talking about Valentines Day, I hate it every year.
• TheTechLive wont happen: A series of firm ‘No’s from David confirms the dream of theTechLive wont happen, another dream crushed by the sweaty hand of David.
• It’s confirmed, I’ll be blogging again: Wasn’t long before the crazy rumours were confirmed, I’ll be back for Pancake day at the latest.
• Valentines Day: I won’t chat about this for long, but yeah it was yesterday, just as fun as I thought it would be.

So there we are, the past 2 months in about 150 words, it really was that boring.

You could be thinking now, “what the hell weren’t you meant to be blogging next week, not NOW!?” The answer is yes, I just felt with David away, it wouldn’t do much harm for me to hold the fort for a week. Another question which may be swimming in your mind could be “40 Days of blog, what the hell is that?”. Even though it’s kind of self explanatory, its still not clear to a few readers. Here’s a quick run down;

As part of Lent me and David will blog every day. Me one day, David the next, Me the next next and so on. I’m actually not 100% certain on Lent ‘rules’ but I’m pretty sure it starts after Shrove Tuesday (Febuary 24th) and Lent is actually 47 days, not 40. Again, not certain, I’ll keep you updated on that. Or why not find out yourself?

I’m not sure how it will work out, it only took a few weeks for the structure of 1 blog a week to fall apart, never mind about 1 per day!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Those who are aware of David’s 40 mile bike ride might want to know that Glenn and John are going even more extreme by attempting 100 miles (72 Lengths of the humber bridge approx). I personally think it’s crazy, but I’m gonna keep quiet because they’re crazy people.

Before I receive ANY comments about the apposed Valentines message I sent to David on his blog, It wasn’t me. Just Georgie trying to be cool. She failed.

Apologies for the lack of humour this blog, that wasn’t my intention. I just wanted to get blogging again

See you all soon, have a good holiday.

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-Chris

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P.S. I don’t have genital warts or a spotted dick. Seriously, it’s just a scab. Gawd horrible image.
It’s all lies!