Glenn’s Part

Hello and welcome to the first ever fun filled Glenn blog. I think I will begin with mine an john’s 100 mile bike ride, as many of you may know me and john were planning to bike 100 miles back and forth across the Humber Bridge. If you didn’t, John and I were planning to do 100 miles back and forth across the Humber bridge yey for knowledge. You may be interested to know we failed we only did 50 miles the simple reason for this failure was we got bored silly (and I am pretty silly already) but I wish to share with you my lovely reader a more complex reason.

It was 7.00 am March the 7^th on a crisp spring morning when some extremely manly beings started biking across the Humber bridge. It wasn’t until 7.45 March the 7^th when me and john started the manly beings we long gone the 2 idiots had arrived now. Any way the world was ready to see if we could do it as God himself drew up a chair to watch us. At the 10 mile point we were going strong god had clearly smiled on us because we had done the first 10 miles in under an hour and then we smashed the 20 mile point in about an hour and 3 quarters. Then something terribly happened God went off to try and solve world hunger and left me and john on our own. The conversation stopped and getting to the 30 mile point was a struggle we reached it though in about 3 hours and 15 minuets (oh how the mighty have fallen luckily me and john were not the mighty and were still going.) We then got to the 40 mile mark but at this point we were dieing of boredom. Then we reached the 50 mile point in about 5 and a half hours and decided to go to the café and talk about if we could handle the boredom for another 50 miles. We arrived at the café were to our surprise we found the Pope and Buddha “sit down we want a word with you to” said the Pope and Buddha to a chorus of angels. We sat down and told them about our problem “Holy ones we don’t know what to do we need to bike another 50 miles but we are so bored what do you think we should do?” asked me and john. The Pope then prayed and Buddha went for a poo. 10 minuets later the Buddha returned and the Pope finished praying the Pope said “God says if you bike another 50 miles I will kill every one on earth in the most painful way imaginable.” Then Buddha said

“This will bring you bad karma.” So John and I decided to call it a day. So think when you are ragging us for failing by failing we saved your life and the rest of humanity so I think you should thank us rather than rag us.

So I have failed another ridiculous challenge lets move onto another subject. Actual before we do let’s take a minuet to congratulate Dave and his boys who successfully biked the 50 mile from Ferriby to Hornsey for Cancer research well done boys. Now lets let the fun continue. I regularly get compared to some of the world’s most famous people and some other weird things and this week was no exception here we go with the top 5:

At number 1 is Tom cruise I regularly get compared to this cool guy for my good looks and my outrageous antics.

At number 2 is Brad Pitt because I get all the Girls (what do you mean I don’t)

At number 3 is a bush because of my amazing head of hair

At 4 is Forrest Gump I can think of a number of reasons why I am like this guy because I have no friends, I randomly tell random people about my life at bus stops and some cruel people say I am socially retard (well I guess the truth really does sting)

At 5 is the world’s ugliest dog this is generally because kids are cruel.

So onto other news it seems 75% of the year have go prom mad the other 25% really don’t care. It seems that only a quarter of the year got my message that I am not planning on dancing. Now let’s see who looks good naked this week:

It seems Dave has been kind enough to don a nice tight pair of man thongs and revile his fantastic body for the camera. Dave does 100000000000000000 sit ups every night followed by 100000000000000000000000000000 press ups and 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 crunches with 100 tonne weights and still finds time to play his favourite sport wrestling with wild bears fwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa what a man.

(All information above is true and this is not a crap edited picture this is a picture I took earlier this week that is the truth or is it)

Back onto the subject of the prom here I am modelling some lovely Prom dresses you can buy directly from me for a reasonable price here are my 2 dresses for this week: (Yes this does mean more crap photo editing)

Here I am modelling a dress I designed my self so girls (or boys) you will need to order it quick because I have only made 3 OMG it will only set you back a tiny £1000 (and don’t I look good in it)

Here I am again this time in a dress designed by some Italian guy look at my gorgeous legs I think I do look particularly manly in this dress and it only cost me £250,000 how cheap is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any way it is nearly time for me to say buy and john to say high but before I go I have two things to do. Celebrities are always trying to be like Dave and why wouldn’t they he is after all the founder of the tech life:

I’ll give you a clue this guy is particularly evil so who is it? The first person to come to me or e-mail me with the correct answer wins a prize. (e-mail is itsameglenn@hotmail.co.uk)

My Guys of the week this week are Chris and Dave Chris for letting me do this blog and Dave for raising all that money for charity.

My Villain of the week is Adolph Hitler I have chose him for a number of reasons but mainly because he didn’t invite me to his birthday party.

And on that bombshell I shall end this mighty blog I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did making it. I also hope you enjoy Johns part good bye.

John’s Part

Well, I’m sure you’ve all been waiting excitedly for this, me and that person’s ( errm dog I think he is) fantastic blog. Well, I’ll let glenn’s be the good one cos I really cba atm :/. Plus he actually has an idea of what to do about.

1. How successful do you think ’40 Days of Blog’ has been so far?
honestly? Not great

2. Chris or David’s Blogs?
well one person’s is actually quite funny, the other just talks about crap webssites an bikin guess…..

3. Should Chris make his videos a regular thing?
nope

4. Longest time you’ve been single? (Seconday School)
2 Years :/

5. In your opinion do you think ‘thTechLife’ has been a success? (Just in general really)
kinda
(just because they make me laugh so much, the following questions are directly taken from Myspace)

6. Honestly, have you had sex with your number 1 on myspace?
no thanks

7. What happened at 10:00am today?
in bed

8. Is there someone you would never forget?
yes.

9. Have you hugged a girl this week?
yeah J

10. Honestly, Is cheating ever accecptable?
no

11. Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
nope

12. Who did you last see in person?
dad

13. What is something you currently want?
no idea

14. How are you feeling?
not great

15. Will your next kiss be a misake?
no

16. Can you whistle?
nope L

17. Do you like anyone?
yess

18. Do you drink water?
yeah, I don’t like it much tho

19. Get drunk every weekend?
nope

20. What’s on your mind right now?
her

Well that wasted some space, now I’m just gonna put some links of my favourite stuff.

www.tubered.com very nice ( anagram))(Y)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (lol)

www.david’s/not-cool.com

www.this-is/boring.co.ugay

some good music : muse, panic at the disco, coheed& cambria, fall out boy, enter shikari, pendulum, damien rice, the script ( gets boring thoo) , paramore,avenged sevenfold.

well don’t complain about this anyway, I’m not in a great mood today so just be happy with what you’ve got (especially the top link once you’ve solved the anagram )

wasn’t that worth it I’m sure you’ve enjoyed glenn’s part anyway, well I’ll leave you to ……enjoy……(ahem) davids upcoming blogs

A Note From Chris:

I’m sure I’m not the only one who loved that blog. Just a note all spelling errors and editing kept the same and such. I’ll see you all on Tuesday!

-Glenn, John and Chris

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